The cluster F-Bomb. When Hugo tells the Vicar of Dibley, Geraldine Grainger, about when he told his father that he was in love with Alice Tinker, the town idiot.
Geraldine: So what did he say?
Hugo: Well, I can’t tell you what he actually said because, because you’re the vicar. But let’s say a certain word is represented by another word that, that sounds a little like that word, like, uh… like… “duck,” for instance. He asked me what the duck I was playing at. He said he didn’t give a flying duck if I ducking loved Alice ducking Tinker, and if I ducking kissed her again, he’d make sure that I was well and truly ducked.
Geraldine: Well, duck me.
May I Just Say One Thing... 